Margie Creen
Broken nose means virginity still intact
People get broken noses for all sorts of reason, normal reasons, if you will. This is the true account of how this reporter broke her nose. (Mom, if you happen to read this, what I told you about me and Sara wrestling is the truth and this is a lie. Everyone else, this is the truth and what I told my mom was a lie.
Dakota Reader performance to include SDSU talent
Five acts will be featured in the Dakota Reader Performance on Friday, Nov. 19, at 7 p.m. in the Studio Theater at the Fishback Performing Arts Center. The Dakota Reader Performance will be an “evening of poetry, prose, and audio theater,” said Brian Price, the producer and director of the show.
Book search fruitless; taco mission a success
Most people would call ahead and find out if a desired product that was needed is in stock before trekking to Sioux Falls to purchase said object. Most people would rather not waste a Sunday in pursuit of product. Most people would rather not burn precious fossil fuel on a useless quest.
It’s not the drugs, it’s the Solitaire
I am addicted. Hopelessly, pathetically, eternally addicted. There is no 12-step cure for me. Every night I go through the same ritual. I arrive home. Mindlessly, I grab a Diet Coke and a box of Wheat Thins. I move slowly towards the sofa. I try and fight it.
Cat pisses on couch; roommate moves out
Devon moved out because I’m a bad roommate. Apparently, she didn’t like it that I never took out the trash. Or washed the dishes. Or put away my things. Or that my cat pissed on her couch. More than once. These things are understandable, certainly. It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s just that I have better things to do with my time than clean.
Event held to promote diversity
The first-ever Multicultural Meet and Greet event, which introduced people from different cultures, “was a success,” said Rozhyer Aware, program advisor for Multicultural Programs. “The purpose of this event was to create a network for those of ethnic backgrounds and those that are interested in diversity issues and programs,” Aware said about the Sept.
Life In A Dayroom
Many students living in the dorms would love to have two televisions, four refrigerators, two video game chairs, six beds, and three portable closets. However, most students don’t live in a dayroom with five roommates. Josh Cecetka, Ned Horsted, Justin Thompson, Jon Schaefer, Miles Tate, and Cody Catron all live in the former second floor dayroom of Mathews Hall.
Event held to bring students downtown
Downtown Brookings was hopping Sept. 16, as students and members of the community participated in Take it to the Streets, an event to draw SDSU students downtown. In its fourth year, 33 businesses participated by offering prizes like gift certificates, jackets, a diamond pendent and a mountain bike.
Paintball: explore your dark side
Many think that aside from the bowling alley, movie theater and bars, Brookings has no entertainment to offer the students of SDSU. The attitude of many seems to be, “if you are under 21 you’ll have a hard time finding legal fun here.” That is what Wayne Jensen wants to change.
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