Kyle Jameson
Eighth grade notes more than love haiku
Do you remember innocent note-passing? It was just you and your middle school crush engaged in a series of pointless flattery. I think this simple act should be resurrected at this point in our lives. Wouldn’t it be great if your significant other just dropped you a quick message, whether it’s on paper, Facebook or e-mail? I think the best way to brighten someone’s day with a note is through the act of writing a Haiku.
Spice up dating with videos and modeling
Candles gently light the elegant rose-tinted tablecloths at the perfect little Italian bistro. The aroma of fresh tomato pesto and exotic fresh breads fills the air. A hint of light jazz sneaks into your ear as you gaze across the table at your special someone.
Jumpsuits and glitter get rid of crazy daters
Your heart soars in anticipation as your first date with the person of your dreams approaches. They have everything you’re looking for in a soul mate. They have a face, they can communicate to some degree and – let’s be honest – they were just looking exceptionally hot and you have no idea what you’re in store for.
Oh great and wise ball: What is in my dating future?
Answer: this will happen if you make the wrong first impression on a date. What is getting slapped in the face? Ok, maybe it’s a bad idea that I am writing while watching Jeopardy, but I assure you that reading this column will be as rewarding as listening to Alex Trebek pronounce non-English words.
Helping students dating potential
Fellow students, do you realize that SDSU is not providing you with a crucial service? They provide food, housing, financial assistance and this place even has an equestrian team (seriously, that’s really sweet), but one service is not currently offered – a dating expert.
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