Carl Deardorf

In 30 seconds, you will know two facts about my love life. First of all, in my 20 years of existence, I have only had three girlfriends (stop laughing, I already know how pathetic that number is). Secondly, I never once said “I love you.” If you were to get in touch with them today, I would encourage you to ask one simple question: did he ever tell you “I love you?” I am confident that after thinking about it for a while, they would say “no.