Columnist hopes everyone finds peace in holiday season

Many of us who find it hard to spare one moment to even breathe are often displeased to hear the ever-familiar sound of the weathered Salvation Army bell. The week before Thanksgiving we see a stranger adorned with a thick parka and gloves piously waiting for a handful of coins and a gesture of goodwill.

Single life is not a bad thing, says columnist

If I were concerned about how people perceived me, I am sure I would participate in strenuous workouts, wear meticulous ensembles of name-brand-only clothing and strategically place blond highlights in my David Beckham-ish haircut. All of those things, which I do, are not for purposes of attracting anyone else.

Grocery store spat gives insight into tolerance

The thing I miss most about Canada is the option to purchase wine in a pop can. One might easily mistake me for a native of our northern neighbor, but I simply acknowledge the technological beauty of an adult libation in a portable, easy-to-hide cylinder of aluminum.

Columnist explains small frustration toward elderly

After years and years of proverbially whoring myself out in the customer service world to support myself throughout high school and college, I have come to the conclusion that many of the elderly are full of s***. My brash notion is not necessarily a blanket statement; for geriatrics, like dog breeds, are each special in their own way.

Mother displays heroism in her breast cancer battle

Growing up, I never admired the same figures other little boys declared as their heroes. Baseball players, football stars and Superman did not impress me as much as the one who embodied what I thought of as heroism. As a 22-year-old man, my hero is still very much my mother.

In today’s high-tech world: What Would Jesus Twitter?

It is hard to go anywhere or see anything that does not hold a reflection of the implications of social media. Once upon a time, we remembered the birthdays of our five closest friends. Now, Facebook reminds us about the birthdays of our 2,000 closest strangers.

Journalist explores possibility of reality TV shows as career

As I waved goodbye to the news station where I spent a summer of indentured servitude, also known as an internship, a foreshadowing sentence loudly reverberated inside my head: “Ever since this job has pretty much sucked my soul out of my v*****, I just don’t care anymore.” In retrospect, that piece of guidance is one of two fond memories I have of the station’s anchor, Diane.

College life might not always be what it seems

If you think college life is a taste of the real world, you are mistaken. I have seen the real world in the form of a homeless man in a wheelchair with a single cigarette tied to his right leg asking passersby for another cigarette. You cannot get any more real than that.

A place of transformation’ and change

As a writer, I try to think of a beginning, develop a story and find an organic ending. I have been thinking about a way to end this sometimes controversial column that has been an intricate part of my senior year at SDSU. Lately, my mind has been wandering back to my days in high school when my life was homecoming games, cruising the one-ways, trips to Perkins after choir concerts, running the school newspaper and eating with friends at Steve’s Pizza.

Condiment fiasco at local workplace

My right hand firmly grasped a medium-sized coke cup filled to the top with a condiment that played, to my surprise, an intricate part of an otherwise mundane Thursday night. However, before you guess why this cup was in my hand and why my eyes were aglow with white-hot hatred, I have to start at the beginning.