Good: The Collegian now has a couch in the office, and man, are we jazzed about it! Now if we could only get some equipment that’s from a year after 1984, we could be well on our way to becoming a respectable news organization! Well, probably not, but hey, we can dream!
Bad: The 5.5 percent tuition increase at all South Dakota universities. Sure, we college kids, who make about $3 a year, understand why it’s important to give professors, who make $30,000+ a year, a salary increase. Yeah, the logic is just overwhelming our senses.
Bad: Trying to obtain one of the 12 scholarships from the College of Arts and Science. Of course, if you have the recommended 4.5 GPA, you’re almost guaranteed some money.
Good: Golf (a.k.a “The Best Sport Ever”). Don’t agree? In what other recreational activity can you use a deadly weapon to swing at an object and then drive on the grass at high speeds? Note: evading the UPD does not count as a sport.
Bad: Psycho water fountains, like the one in NFA that aims for your eyebrows and the one in Dairy Mirco that sprays more water through the push handle than through the spout. We’re looking for a drink, not a shower.
Good: Two of the Collegian’s own staff members won Outstanding Delegate awards at the Model United Nation Conference. We have no idea what this means, but it does go to show that not everyone at the Collegian is worthless.
And the unattractive: This will be the last original installment of “In Our Humble Opinion” forever. Next week, we will be presenting the “Top Five (or Top Seven or however many we can fit) Good, Bad and Unattractives of All Time.” We’re talking edge-of-your-seat excitement. Try not to wet yourself.
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