Good: India Nite. Food so spicy your eyes bleed and dancing so energetic you may think you have ADD. Now that’s a good time.
Bad: The never-ending, always-blowing, ferocious East River wind. Now we understand why people on this side of the state have no personality, no emotions, no intelligence and no sense of humor; it’s all been blown away.
Bad: People who pull the fire alarms in the dorms or in the Student Union when there is, in fact, no fire. We hope that there is an especially hot rock in hell for your kind.
Good: Having high school dances in the UNIVERSITY Student Union. It’s good having the little squirts around so all us college students can appreciate what stellar dancers we have become.
Good: The lack of warm spring weather. Sure it’s colder now than a witch’s … well, you know, but just think how thankful you’ll be when the warm weather arrives. Provided of course that you still have enough extremities to feel the temperature outside.
And the unattractive: The tension between the SA and the City Council. Awww come on, why can’t we all just get along? You know, like how the SA and the Collegian get along?
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