Bad: Having to make life-altering decisions. Remember when the biggest decision you had to make was what brand of beer to buy? Yeah. Those were the days.
Bad: The raging blizzard over spring break. And for those of you who were in warm, sunny places and missed all of the snow, yeah, you suck, too.
Good: Being afforded the opportunity to sleep for 13 hours a day. Laziness is highly underrated.
Good: Books. No, not textbooks, but real, honest, bought-at-Barnes-&-Noble novels. Remember when you used to be able to read for pleasure? You remember, right? Back when professors didn’t make you read stuff about Dante’s nine circles of hell? Remember?
Bad: The weather. If April showers bring May flowers, what do March snowstorms bring? Oh that’s right: severe, crop-wrecking, home-destroying flooding.
Good: Did you that by the time the average student graduates from high school, he or she will have spent 12,000 hours in class and 19,000 hours in front of the television? Twelve thousand hours in class?! What a waste of time.
And the unattractive: People who can’t or won’t adhere to the “400 Words or Less” submission rule. We at the Collegian understand that you think what you have to say is more important than what most people have to say. But find a way to say it in 400 words or less or keep it to yourself.
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