Bad: It’s official: the Collegian has run out of people to infuriate. Well, there’s always the Medieval Society (freaks) or the Block and Bridle Club (hicks) …
Good: Congratulations to the Pride of the Dakota’s Marching Band on next year’s opportunity to play at the Rose Bowl. We hope none of you are allergic to flowers ’cause man, that’d be a major bummer.
Good: As mentioned in the “Our View” editorial (oh, just read it. It’s not nearly as boring as it looks.), about 500 people showed up to the Daschle/Johnson press conference. So, were professors offering major extra credit or was the Internet down on campus again?
Bad: The student newspaper at Northern State University recently stapled condoms to the paper to encourage students to practice safe sex. If the Collegian stapled seat belts to our pages, would that encourage people to drive safely?
Good: Homer Simpson. The funniest man alive. Yeah, don’t even try to tell us he’s not real. Or we’ll just have to poke your brain with a Q-tip.
Good: People who thrust themselves into the public dialog for their own benefit. Without you, this little feature would be out of business.
And the unattractive: Nolz and Lessman have come up with even better campaign posters (and you thought they’d never be able to top their last batch). They’ve littered the campus with obnoxiously neon-colored papers to inform students as to what their pet peeves are. You know what the student body’s biggest pet peeve is, boys? That’s right: the two of you.
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