Good: Sean Connery. It’s amazing that someone who is old enough to be our grandfather is still so incredibly hot. Don’t believe us? Watch “Finding Forrester” and listen to him say “Bolt the door if you’re coming in.” Anyone who can make that ordinary phrase sound sexy has to be a hottie.
Bad: Students who get all pimped out to go workout. Trust us, if you meet a special someone while pumping iron at the HPER center, it has to be because you have a “great personality.” No amount of primping and perfume will cover up the fact that you’re sweaty and stinky.
Bad: The Olympics. Two weeks of perfectly good television ruined by pointless sporting events.
Good: The Black Hills. Rather than a landscape where one can see for miles, there are these things called “mountains” that break up the skyline. Wow. What a concept.
Bad: Advisers who “hinder” seniors from graduating by telling them they have met all of the requirements when in actuality, they have not. But really, we don’t mind. We secretly want to stick around this institution for a few more years.
Good: Night classes. It’s a good idea to have courses at times when most students are awake.
And the unattractive: The giant Augustana billboard perched atop a prominent building in Brookings. Why stop there? Why not put up a Daktronics video display that flashes the benefits of attending USD on top of the soon-to-be-completed Performing Arts Center? It’s good to know where this town’s loyalties lie.
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