Good: Valentine’s Day is coming up in a couple of days. It’s really great that people across the country can celebrate a whole day devoted to love. If you’re into that “love” stuff. We at the Collegian aren’t really into “love.” It’s been so long since we’ve had any that we’re learning to go without. Sigh.
Bad: Students who don’t bring pencils to class on test days. But we understand. Sometimes, it difficult to remember a concept THAT WAS BURNED INTO OUR MINDS SINCE KINDERGARTEN.
Good: There’s been quite a number of letters to the editor the last few weeks. So, despite our best efforts to screw up whenever possible, people are still reading. Rats. Foiled again.
Good: Little kids. Sure, they can be messy, noisy and disease-ridden, but if they misbehave, you can always beat them up because face it, you’re just bigger than they are.
Bad: The lack of decent restaurants in this town. (And for you fine-food connoisseurs, Burger King does not constitute a “decent restaurant.”) What we need is an Olive Garden or an Applebee’s. Shoot, at this point, we’d take a Wendy’s with a clean floor.
Bad: More stupid SA campaign posters strike again. Here’s a great example: “Do you know Jeff Nolz and Justin Lessman? Hell yeah, ya’ do!” Wow, you guys are just too articulate for words. God help us if you win.
Not really good or bad, just a reminder: Speaking of the SA, the election is coming up soon. So students, don’t forget to strap on your protective layers of apathy.
And the unattractive: Okay, we admit that the “Humble Opinion” feature (a.k.a. “The only reason some students read the Collegian”) has been well, lacking in the last couple of weeks. But hey, you try to come up with witty and humorous comments every week. Yeah, just try it. We bet you’ll soon resort to using chessy song tunes and lyrics, too.
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