Um, bad: Capers. Uh, we know that you all put a lot of work and effort into each year’s performance. But uh, dudes, that wasn’t “One Wild Night,” it was just four really long nights.
Good: The NBC television show “Scrubs.” We are talking pee-your-pants kinda funny. It makes ER look like something straight from Public Television.
Good: The overabundance of writing on the windows on the first floor of the Student Union. It sure was nice of all of those sororities and fraternities to cover up the windows so that we all wouldn’t be subjected to the hopelessly bleak, harsh winter landscape.
Bad: Rocky Gilbert finally retired. Now what will George Nelson have to get mad about?! And who will write about the same subject over and over and over again?! We guess the Collegian will just have to pick up where Rocky left off.
Good: Old Navy. Did you know that you can get about 23 shirts and 14 pairs of jeans for less than the price of breakfast at Aramark? Mmm … cheap clothes …
And the unattractive: Obnoxious non-traditional students. Sure, a lot of non-trads are really nice and don’t act like they know more than you simply because they’ve been alive longer. But we swear, if we see one more older student trying to suck up to an instructor or hear one of them shout out some bizarre answer to a professor’s question, we won’t be held accountable for out actions.
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